Wednesday, May 04, 2005

You know you're swimming in shit when your nose is stuffed full with lecture notes in one nostril, and the other is reeking of overdue assignments.




I should pay more attention to the sunrise and sunset.

Sunrise and Sunset are technically the same thing, flipped over.

I look up "sunrise" and end up reading "scrotum".

You should have been there, the day I saw three suns: one setting, one singing, one glowing.

I have been consorting more with the solar than the lunar. Which way will Mid-Autumn blow?

The Sun has sunspots; The Moon has craters; I have large pores and blackheads, therefore I win.

The Sun is a supernova and the Moon is a satelite. Does that mean I will be a SuperLite? ...*man-handles blubber rings*

In the West there is a Man in the Moon. In the East it is a Lady. Will Misteress be offensive?

I saw the Moon looking at me. I winked. He poked me in the eye. And I was strangely contented.





Toilet paper: my romantic partner. my asswipe. my heartache.

black llucii at 11:39:00 pm