Monday, February 07, 2005

I have decided that my fame in the field of psychology can only be founded upon my discovery of the prevalent but unresearched disorder called asininomia, otherwise known as purposeful stupidity.

In the event that it should fail to fulfill its role as the deciding factor in a Nobel Prize nomination (I am not so covetous as to expect to be actually awarded the grand prize. Ambitious I may be, but a barmy zealot I am not.), I am putting my dimes on it that it would at the very least prove worthy to enter the Hall of Shortest but Sweetest Medical Tongue-Twisters.


In other news...


My ukelele was baptised on the 5th of February as Zimri Armistadt.
Zimri is Hebrew for 'music'. Zimri is thus now an official member, joining Emma Star. and the Wind Whisperers, in the Guild of Pandemonium. All Hail Rojak Muzak!


also...


Blogging is for:

• the unashamed egoist
  
• the financially-deprived advertiser
  
• the criminally bo liao
  
• those who have no other means of making friends/affirming one's defining status
  
• the untenable insomniac.
  
• <insert your own>

I say, Halt your rocks! 'Tis all in the name of jest.

black llucii at 8:31:00 am