Friday, October 15, 2004

Farewell, Goodbye & Adieu! You entertained me when I was a mere tot: "If you've got me, who's got you?" You taught me my first lesson about the stupidity inherent in all humans, exemplified by kids sailing out windows in an attempt to walk... to fly in your path. You tickled me with your shirt-ripping antics, reminding me of my then-hero Hulk Hogan, and you were the first to enlighten me to the fact that sci-fi music scares the Be-Jesus outta me. It was you who inspired stupid kids all over to wear skin-crawling, sore eye-inducing superhero outfits; a trend that will never be forgotten, no matter how hard we try to. You were the one who sparked my fascination with magical crystals and laid the groundwork for Supergirl, another wonderful piece of childhood memory. But most of all, it was you who... em... hmmm... *ponder*... well, I'm not sure what else you did for me. *shrug* But your human form was pretty swell to promote stem cell research. I will never forget you, Superman!





black llucii at 8:40:00 pm