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llucii listens to... ::
Suzanne Vega's...
...Caramel
You know something must be wrong somewhere when:
1) You shit only when you get severe stomach pains from pent up crap that you cannot endure any longer or when you feel guilty for not having shat. A ritual that usually happens only twice a week.
2) You consume an equivalent of 1 cup of liquids a day and wonder why you haven't died from dehydration, which by the correct definition, should have hit you some 10 years ago at the very least.
3) Every waking and sleeping hour is plagued by fears of balding, hence propelling you to analyze every strand of hair that departs from your scalp.
4) Water, plain milk and vanilla makes you convulse and puke in the absence of conditioning.
5) You see patterns everywhere, therefore the procedures such as the washing of dishes must also adhere to its pattern.
6) You feel assymetrical.
7) You begin to seriously believe the actuality of the idea of being a lunar elf stranded on earth after the crash of the green jelly rocket ship. An idea previously entertained only as a fantasy.
8) You feel inadequate and guilty for naming your guitar but not your ukele, which was adopted first, hence totally violating the partnership, bond and order of hierarchical co-habitation. You fear your ukele will feel unloved.
9) You cannot use utensils in the proper manner because your hands cannot decide if it should follow its natural-left dominance or its nurtured-right dominance.
10) When.... when you forget what you want to write while writing that very sentence.
black llucii at 4:02:00 am
1) You shit only when you get severe stomach pains from pent up crap that you cannot endure any longer or when you feel guilty for not having shat. A ritual that usually happens only twice a week.
2) You consume an equivalent of 1 cup of liquids a day and wonder why you haven't died from dehydration, which by the correct definition, should have hit you some 10 years ago at the very least.
3) Every waking and sleeping hour is plagued by fears of balding, hence propelling you to analyze every strand of hair that departs from your scalp.
4) Water, plain milk and vanilla makes you convulse and puke in the absence of conditioning.
5) You see patterns everywhere, therefore the procedures such as the washing of dishes must also adhere to its pattern.
6) You feel assymetrical.
7) You begin to seriously believe the actuality of the idea of being a lunar elf stranded on earth after the crash of the green jelly rocket ship. An idea previously entertained only as a fantasy.
8) You feel inadequate and guilty for naming your guitar but not your ukele, which was adopted first, hence totally violating the partnership, bond and order of hierarchical co-habitation. You fear your ukele will feel unloved.
9) You cannot use utensils in the proper manner because your hands cannot decide if it should follow its natural-left dominance or its nurtured-right dominance.
10) When.... when you forget what you want to write while writing that very sentence.
black llucii at 4:02:00 am
drooling...
aching for life...
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